no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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