there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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