can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Dignity is for republicans.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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