I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
