Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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