we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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