I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she told me i tasted like america
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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