Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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