That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize