At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
