Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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