Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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