I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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