I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize