what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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