Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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