I wish i was in the wii world.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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