i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You ate ashes out of my bong
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize