I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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