Your tits are I can't wait for
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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