Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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