we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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