i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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