that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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