And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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