I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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