I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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