I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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