I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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