did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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