Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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