I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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