How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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