Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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