Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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