Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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