He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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