I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
