doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
this just has baby written all over it
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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