hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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