I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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