You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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