I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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