So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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