Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
