Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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