i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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