Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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