love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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