Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't think brook has ever known best
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
