Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
