I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
