You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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